Grudge 3... erm... (Spoilers for those who are on the fence)

2009-06-22 19:25:08 by ivorybyrd

So if you havent visited your handy walmart lately... this is probably something you will look at later and laugh at

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Yeah, Grudge 3... well i buckled down and bought the movie throught ps3 and decided to watch it... the first American Grudge i had watched a long while ago with a friend, thinking it was a spoof from the RING.. however it my horrific surprise.... it wasnt... Thusly started my whole thing with Asian horror... and here i am today

watching the 3rd (and i hope to god final) dose of the american budget film of the Ju-on franchise

Stepping into the film we are taken back to the boy from the last family who died at the end of G2, he is in a psycho ward and his doctor is trying to prove that he is full of shit...

Doesnt go so well for her when the boy is strangled to death.... and i mean like the kind of strangled you see in the Japanese One Missed Call movies..

then it cuts to the main character, Lisa... yeah and we can already tell she has got her priorities in line.. horror and sex do go together i guess...

Then we meet plot hole... erm... Naoko... Kayako's sister... *checks original novel by Ken Oiishi* ummm No.... no mention of Kayako having a sister... but then again her mother wasnt an exorcist either...

So Plot hole goes to Chicago where everything is taking place and of course she does the whole "Oh i am not going to say anything until middle of the movie..." but then again thats when MC (Main Character) starts to think there is something wicked this way coming... Death after death... of characters that dont have many (one girl didnt have any lines at all) lines or parts.. hell one character we only see her to see her death... killer for plot and story.. Kayako must hate Paintings of little girls...

More character death, including some real annoyances, the doctor that didnt serve much other than to enlighten MC.... then PH (Plot Hole) comes along and FINALLY is like "I need juu to seal away my dead angry sister!" well not really YOU, just your sister and you for plot device...

Of course the close mind of MC is like "OMG NO WAI!" and runs off despite after being told all this stuff and seeing it herself she doesnt wanna try and stop it...

remember kiddies... your actions, including inactions, heed consequences...

Thank GOD they finally found art lady's corpse in her room... with her eyes gouged out and filled with black paint...

Story continues and the girl has finally reached her limit, brother is going crazy with the Takeo illness... yeah you know the one, psycho killer husband kind?

Japan is laughing now lol

We finally get somewhere near the climax and finally the girl goes to get help from Naoko, who is at first all like "no its too late" and then suddenly she is ready to do it... make up your mind woman...

So for a good few minutes we watch MC try to get her little sister away from their older brother who is carving at the wall for some... strange reason... *yawns and waits*

So they go and do the stupid ritual... which if i am right.... the chick who brought it back with her... Allison the girl who got bullied in G2 then came back... didnt it start in her apartment? So why are they doing it in the boy's apartment??

Ok so.... the ritual is a fail because brother comes in and starts attacking PH... and soon she isnt much of a plot hole... more.... neck hole.... greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt another curse....

MC starts getting attacked by the real Kayako and little sister saves the day! Wont tell you how... that would kinda ruin it for you...

*gulp gulp*

PH is back, only like her sister wobbling and putting that hole to good use... OM NOM NOM...

Then everything seems to be A OK! oh nice.. your little sister's face went all japanese and OMG KAYAKO!

lol... it was a pretty interesting movie... sorry if i spoiled some of it, probably saved you some agony or what... but there is a lot more to the movie... well not a LOT but there are some plot twists and such i left out... the movie wasnt epic so most of it i dont really even recall... and i wasnt high...


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